omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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