I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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She's the barista slut.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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