Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
His nipple licking is glorious
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