I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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