I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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