Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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