There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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