It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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