he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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