His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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