You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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