D3 body, D1 cock
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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