Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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