I am puke
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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