double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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