I'm drive I can fine osifer
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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