I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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