we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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