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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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