So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i already hear my dad disowning me
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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