Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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