I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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