I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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