please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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