The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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