is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
What a dumb baby whore.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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