Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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