elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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