You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
