That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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