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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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