I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just pee around me
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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