The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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