And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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