I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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