i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
These tits shall not be calmed
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