I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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