I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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