So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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