Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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