your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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