But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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