Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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