Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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