Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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