Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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