I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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