what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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