Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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