I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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