:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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