We need to rekindle our bromance
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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